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Medium GeometriX Review
By: Lechery Review April 15, 2025
If you grew up in the ’90s like I did, your formative years were probably spent glued to a screen watching polygons duke it out in blocky glory. We lived through the golden era of Sega and Sony, cutting our teeth on titles like Tomb Raider, Final Fantasy VII, and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Back then, 3D graphics were a novelty, and developers had to make magic with limited processing power. Characters had more angles than curves, and that iconic low-poly style—made up of sharp triangles and minimal detail—became the aesthetic of a generation. It was clunky, charming, and unforgettable.
So, imagine my delight when I discovered that low-poly dildos are not only real, but gaining popularity. Yes, you read that right—sex toys modeled after the same geometric style that gave Lara Croft her famously pointy assets. These aren’t just novelty items either. They’re fully functional toys that embrace a nostalgic, minimalist design ethos while still being body-safe and pleasure-forward. It’s a wild collision of retro gaming and modern kink—and it works surprisingly well.
At first glance, a low-poly dildo might look more like an art piece than something you’d actually use in the bedroom. Think angular silhouettes, faceted surfaces, and a bold visual statement that practically demands to be displayed. But those polygonal planes aren’t just for show—they offer a unique tactile experience, creating a distinct kind of stimulation that contrasts with the usual soft, organic shapes we’re used to. It’s like letting your body play an N64-era dungeon crawler. Except the only boss here is your own satisfaction.
For today’s review, we’ve teamed up with Organotoy to put their medium-sized GeometriX through its paces—a bold, low-poly dildo that looks like it wandered out of a retro video game and straight into your toy box. With its faceted, triangular surface, this toy doesn’t just turn heads—it demands attention.
Inspired by the nostalgic charm of early 3D graphics, the GeometriX blends edgy design with solid functionality. It’s a far cry from the smooth and rounded toys you might be used to, and that’s exactly what makes it exciting. It’s not just form—it’s function with flair.
Organotoy generously provided this toy for review, but that won’t sway our opinions. We’re here to give you the honest scoop, polygon by polygon.
Let’s see if this low-poly powerhouse lives up to its high-impact design.
A little about the company
When it comes to handcrafted silicone toys that balance creativity with quality, Organotoy is a name that stands out. Founded in 2011, this German company has been pushing the boundaries of fantasy toy design, offering made-to-order creations that cater to a wide range of desires. Every product is crafted with care, ensuring a unique experience that’s as visually stunning as it is functional. Whether you’re new to the world of body-safe silicone toys or a seasoned collector, Organotoy’s dedication to quality and artistry makes them a brand worth exploring.
Beyond their commitment to safety and craftsmanship, Organotoy has also earned industry recognition for their innovative designs. They took home the AltStar Award for Fan Favorite Sex Toy in 2022 with their SIS-CAN model, and in 2023, their FairyTree won Fan Favorite Sex Toy Sculpt. These awards highlight their ability to blend imaginative aesthetics with ergonomic functionality, creating toys that not only look incredible but also provide an unforgettable experience. Plus, with worldwide shipping and discreet packaging, Organotoy ensures that fantasy lovers everywhere can enjoy their award-winning creations. Now, let’s take a closer look at one of their standout products.
Delivery
When Organotoy sent us a care package filled with goodies to review, they made sure it arrived in the most discreet way possible. The plain brown box gave nothing away, and even the customs label was subtle—something I always appreciate. It’s clear that Organotoy takes discretion seriously, which is a huge plus for anyone who values privacy when ordering intimate items.
Inside, everything was thoughtfully packed with care. Each toy was individually sealed in a thick plastic bag, complete with an Organotoy sticker for a touch of branding, while tubular bubble wrap ensured they arrived in perfect condition. What stood out to me most, though, was the minimal packaging. Not only does it give the products a sleek and modern feel, but it also reduces unnecessary waste—something I’m always happy to see. Less excess packaging means less impact on the environment, and it's great to see a company keeping that in mind while still delivering a high-quality unboxing experience.
Whats In The Box?
Measurements
Organotoy’s GeometriX comes in four sizes: Small, Medium, Large, and Extra Large. For this review, I’ll be focusing on the Medium—the size I’ve had the pleasure (and challenge) of getting very familiar with.
Despite the “Medium” label, this toy is anything but modest. It measures ten inches in total length, with eight of those being insertable. The head starts at a hefty seven-inch circumference, which happens to be the same measurement as the maximum stretch of my largest knotted toys, offering a bit of a challenge even to a "specialist" like me. Just below the head, the circumference narrows to six and a quarter inches, acting like a bit of an anchor with a sharp angled lip, before it gradually tapers back up to eight inches at the base of the usable length. It’s very much a stretch-and-anchor kind of experience, and not one I’d recommend to newcomers.
The base features a pair of low-poly testicles that stand about two inches tall, giving the toy a solid, flared foundation—both practical and on-theme with the geometric design. Not that there’s any risk of this toy slipping away mid-use, but the secure base is always appreciated. The suction cup is heart-shaped and measures approximately three inches across at the inner curve and four inches at its widest point.
Although the entire toy is styled with bold, angular facets, every edge is thoughtfully rounded for comfort. It might look like something pulled from a 90s boss battle, but it handles far smoother than its sharp appearance suggests.
Materials and Maintenance
Every Organotoy product is meticulously handcrafted using premium quality silicone, making them a fantastic choice for body-safe pleasure. These toys are free from harmful chemicals, non-toxic, hypoallergenic, and irritant-free, so you can focus on having fun without a single worry. Organotoy goes the extra mile by ensuring all pigments used are mucous membrane safe, which is a huge plus for anyone concerned about what goes into their body.
Because Organotoy uses 100% silicone, their products are completely waterproof, opening up a world of possibilities. Whether you’re enjoying an intimate moment in the bedroom or indulging in some aquatic adventures in the bath or hot tub, these toys are ready to handle it all. Cleaning is a breeze too! For a quick clean, warm water and antibacterial soap do the trick, and a soft-bristled toothbrush can help reach any tricky spots. For a deeper clean, you can boil the toy for 2-3 minutes—just make sure it doesn’t touch the bottom of the pot! After cleaning, gently pat your toys dry and store them safely. And remember, always stick to water-based lubricants to keep your silicone toys in top-notch condition.
Organotoy understands that pleasure is personal, and when it comes to texture, firmness matters just as much as shape. That’s why they offer a generous range of silicone firmness options to suit all kinds of bodies and preferences. Whether you like your toys plush and pliable or rigid with no room for negotiation, Organotoy’s got you covered. You can request your toy in Soft (00-30), Medium (Shore A5), Hard (Shore A10), or, for those who enjoy a real challenge, Very Hard (Shore A30). It’s like a customizable boss fight—only a lot more fun.
For this review, I’ll be focusing solely on the Medium firmness, since that’s what I have on hand (and in other places). Cast in Shore A5 silicone, this version of the GeometriX offers a great balance of give and structure. It’s soft enough to squish slightly when squeezed, but firm enough to hold its form during use—think “well-loved stress ball” meets “willing gladiator.”
The surface has a soft, velvety drag to it, which feels pleasant on the skin. There’s enough resistance to make each ridge and angle noticeable, but not so much that it feels unyielding. Honestly, with a toy this large, the added forgiveness of A5 is more than welcome—it makes the difference between “bold exploration” and “absolutely not today.”
Colors and Options
Organotoy truly believes that pleasure is personal, and they’ve made it their mission to ensure your toys are as unique and vibrant as you are. With a jaw-dropping selection of 45 standard colors, you can mix and match one, two, or even three colors for a striking look—or leave it up to fate with the surprise or airbrush options if you’re feeling bold! But wait, there’s more—Organotoy’s FAQ page reveals their creative streak runs even deeper. Thanks to their use of mica pigments, they can whip up just about any color your heart desires. Want your toy to glow ominously in the dark? No problem! Choose from pink, blue, or green glow-in-the-dark options for a playful twist. On top of that, you can level up your GeometriX’s aesthetic with marbled patterns, bold split designs, or a dreamy soft transition blend. If your imagination’s running wild, just reach out directly, and Organotoy will bring your fantasy to life!
But customization doesn’t end with colors—Organotoy lets you add even more versatility to your GeometriX with the option of a Vac-U-Lock hole. This clever addition opens up a whole new realm of play possibilities. Attach your GeometriX to a sex machine for a hands-free ride or slide in a small vibrator to intensify every ripple and ridge. It’s a surefire way to dial up the fun and make your playtime even more thrilling. If you’re keen to unlock these extra options, just contact Organotoy directly to get your custom masterpiece started.
Suction Cup
The GeometriX comes equipped with a heart-shaped suction cup—adorable, right? Measuring three inches at the dip and four inches at its widest point, it definitely scores points for charm. But as we all know, cute doesn't always mean capable—so I had to put it to the test. After all, the real question is: can this sweet little heart hold its own under pressure?
To find out, I strapped the GeometriX to a ten-pound box via a Solo Saddle and gave it a good ol’ shake test. We’re talking relentless, full-body tugs here—not exactly a gentle love tap. Impressively, the suction cup managed to lift the box several feet off the ground without flinching. But two sharp downward jolts later? Pop—suction broken. Every. Single. Time.
I repeated the test five times to make sure it wasn’t a fluke. Same results. While it performed admirably during the lift, that second hard yank always did it in. My best guess? The little dip at the top of the heart shape, while endearing, interrupts the seal just enough to compromise its overall grip strength under repeated intense force.
That said, this suction cup still holds up surprisingly well for everyday play. With ten pounds of resistance, pulling on it, twice, no less, it’s safe to say most folks won’t be pushing those limits during regular use. Unless your idea of 'everyday use' involves defying gravity or reenacting an action movie, you’ll be just fine.
Testing and Performance
product design 5/5
As a reviewer, stumbling upon a toy that breaks the mold is always a treat, and Organotoy’s GeometriX definitely delivers in the novelty department. The low-poly, geometric design isn’t just eye-catching, it’s also a bold departure from the sea of smooth, sculpted silhouettes most toys tend to follow. Every surface is made up of distinct, angular planes, yet thanks to thoughtful engineering and that velvety A5 silicone, the toy still feels approachable. That said, “medium” is doing some serious heavy lifting here. With dimensions that rival some of the largest toys in my collection, this so-called medium had me double-checking the product listing like I’d missed a memo. Spoiler: I didn’t.
The girthy head kicks things off with a circumference that most folks would consider a final boss level, not a warm-up act. It creates a satisfying "pop" upon entry and acts as a built-in anchor once inside. For those climbing the ladder into more advanced territory, this toy could be a worthy milestone to test your limits—and your lube supply. If you’re on the fence about firmness, I’d honestly recommend opting for the softer 00-30 silicone if you’re eyeing anything above the small size. The medium (A5) feels great but definitely adds some resistance.
easy to use 4/5
Let’s be real: this isn’t the kind of toy you just casually reach for in a moment of spontaneous inspiration. The GeometriX demands planning, preparation, and a warm-up worthy of an opening ceremony. But once your body is ready? Oh, it delivers. Despite its angular aesthetics, the toy enters surprisingly smoothly. The gradual taper is clever and functional, guiding the toy in without much protest once you’re past that initial stretch. I fully expected the edges to catch or feel harsh—but they didn’t. It’s more like being sculpted than stabbed, and that’s always a plus.
The withdrawal is where things get particularly interesting. The defined corona gives a gentle tug at slower speeds, creating a kind of reverse pop sensation. But if you’re in the mood for something a bit more intense, a faster pull can result in a deliciously aggressive snap. Either way, the shape creates moments of pressure and release that elevate the overall experience beyond just “large and in charge.”
easy to clean 5/5
Now here’s some good news for anyone who dreads post-play cleanup: the GeometriX is about as easy to clean as they come. With no deep grooves, textures, or hard-to-reach nooks, rinsing it off is a total breeze. A quick wash with warm water and antibacterial soap does the trick just fine. And if you’re the boil-and-sterilize type, feel free—as long as you keep it from touching the bottom of your pot. Proper care will keep this sculptural beauty in top form for years to come.
Sensory quality 4/5
Texturally, the GeometriX is fascinating. I initially braced for a lot of drag and definition from the raised, polygonal edges—but the A5 silicone softens those features into something more nuanced. You feel the shape, but not in an abrasive or overly intense way. The vertical lines add subtle stimulation during rotation, while the bulk of the sensory experience comes from the deep, stretching fullness. It’s not the kind of toy that offers pinpoint stimulation or tickly textures, but it creates a strong and steady internal presence that’s both grounding and gratifying.
Special shout-out to the head’s corona: this is the MVP of the GeometriX. It’s where most of the action happens—pressing in with a solid “pop” on the way in, and catching just enough on the way out to make you pause and savor the moment.
pros
1. Unique low-poly aesthetic stands out in any collection
2. Excellent shape and taper for deep, satisfying play
3. Smooth, easy-to-clean surface
4. Suction cup base is functional and adorable
cons
1. “Medium” sizing feels more like “XL-lite”
2. Not a spontaneous toy—requires a dedicated warm-up
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Final Thoughts
If there’s one thing the GeometriX makes crystal clear (pun very much intended), it’s that Organotoy isn’t afraid to get creative. This low-poly sculptural marvel is the kind of toy that turns heads and raises eyebrows—in the best way possible. Between its bold geometry and larger-than-expected dimensions, it’s less “medium” and more “medium in name only,” so consider this your friendly reminder to always check the size chart before clicking “add to cart.”
Functionally, the GeometriX balances design and experience quite well. Its angular form might look intimidating, but once you’re warmed up, those sharp edges feel more like thoughtful structure than punishment. The corona’s “pop” is satisfyingly assertive without being aggressive, and the overall taper works surprisingly well for easing into the experience. It may not be a toy you reach for every day, but when you’re in the mood for something that offers size, shape, and a bit of flair—it’s got you covered.
That said, this is definitely a toy for the more seasoned crowd or for folks who enjoy a deliberate build-up and full-bodied sensation. The medium firmness (Shore A5) adds a bit of resistance, which can be a fun challenge for some and a hurdle for others. Personally, I’d love to see how it plays in a softer firmness—especially given how substantial the measurements are. Still, the A5 strikes a nice balance between structure and squish for those up for the adventure.
All in all, the Medium GeometriX is a standout piece both visually and experientially. It’s functional art that pushes boundaries without compromising comfort. Whether you’re a collector looking to add something visually unique or a player looking for your next test of skill, this toy lands somewhere between sculpture and sensation—and it's earned its place on my (very full) toy shelf.
That all being said the Oganotoy Medium GeometriX scored 18/20, giving it a rating of 9/10
The folks over at Organotoy were kind enough to give me this product for review. This however holds no influence on the results of my testing and review of their product.
You can pick up a GeometriX for yourself, starting at around 39€ ($44USD) here: https://www.organotoy.de/en/search?q=GeometriX
