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By: Lechery Review's The Knotty List February 11, 2025
Happy New Year, everyone, and welcome to the Year of the Snake! Fun fact: this is my year. Being born in the year of the snake, I couldn’t be more excited to kick off the year with a special review to celebrate. Let’s make it a fun start to an adventurous year!
In honor of the year of the snake, we’ve partnered with SinSaint Inc. to thoroughly test and review their Taipan Dildo. Although SinSaint Inc. kindly provided the product for this review, this generosity will not influence the results of our testing and evaluation of their product.
Delivery
The SinSaint Taipan arrived in a standard, unmarked brown shipping box, ensuring a discreet and private delivery experience, perfect for maintaining confidentiality.
Inside the box, I found a sleek red satin SinSaint storage bag, which added a refined touch while being practical for protecting the product. Encased within the satin bag, the Taipan was further secured in a stylish holographic SinSaint-branded plastic bag. This thoughtful layer of packaging not only enhanced the visual appeal of the unboxing experience but also provided an extra layer of protection against dirt and potential damage during shipping. The overall presentation struck a perfect balance between sophistication and functionality
Measurements
According to SinSaint's website, the Taipan is available in three sizes:
small, medium, and large, as described in their size chart. For this
review, I selected the Small size, which I will be talking about
exclusively.
The Small Taipan is thoughtfully crafted, measuring
six and a half inches in total length, with five inches
of that being insertable. The design begins with a
gradual taper, starting at a manageable two-inch
circumference at the tip. This gradually widens to three and a half inches at the base of the head. The neck then narrows slightly to a three-inch circumference before flaring out to four and a half inches at the base. This carefully considered shaping ensures smooth and comfortable use, making the Taipan an appealing choice for those looking for a well-balanced and approachable design.
The body of the Taipan showcases a stunning pattern of deep, lifelike scales, adding to its visual and tactile appeal. This texture completely covers the toy, ensuring a consistently stimulating experience no matter how it’s used. The head is intricately detailed, with every curve and feature designed to resemble the appearance of a snake, blending artistry with functionality for a uniquely striking piece.
Materials And Maintenance
All SinSaint toys are handcrafted using American-sourced platinum-cured silicone, ensuring they are free from harmful chemicals, non-toxic, hypoallergenic, and irritant-free.
Because SinSaint toys are made from one hundred percent silicone, they are entirely waterproof. This ensures versatility, allowing you to enjoy them anywhere, from intimate encounters in the bedroom to indulgent moments in the hot tub.
Maintenance is hassle-free. For thorough cleaning, use a soft-bristled toothbrush with antibacterial soap and warm water. Alternatively, disinfect by boiling the toy for 2-3 minutes, ensuring it doesn't touch the bottom. Always remember to pat your silicone toys dry and utilize water-based lubricants exclusively.
At no additional cost, SinSaint provides the Taipan in three firmness options: soft, medium, and firm. For the purpose of this review, I selected soft firmness and will be discussing only this option.
That being said, SinSaint offers an ingenious solution with their Devil's Tester Set, priced at just $10.00 USD. These little devils, pun intended, are crafted from the three firmness levels offered by SinSaint (Soft, Medium, and Firm). Designed to help customers determine their preferred firmness level before making a purchase, these testers are a practical and affordable option.
Measuring half an inch tall, two inches wide, and two inches long, the Devils provide a tangible way for customers to gauge the feel of their potential new toy. However, their usefulness doesn't end there. In addition to aiding in decision-making, these testers can also serve as a trial for different lubricants and alternative washing or sterilization methods, giving customers ease of mind that their investment won't suffer with changes to these practices.
Finally, not listed on Sinsaints site I have found that the compact size and tactile nature of these testers make them ideal for satisfying the need for oral stimulation. Whether it's during moments of concentration or simply as a way to alleviate restlessness, these testers offer a discreet and effective solution for managing ADHD symptoms; I prefer the firm one personally.
With their versatility and functionality, the Devil's Tester Set proves to be a valuable addition to anyone's toolkit, catering to a wide range of needs and preferences.
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The Taipan's design boasts a soft silicone exterior that is both remarkably flexible and comfortably firm, offering a seamless blend of adaptability and stability. Its material easily conforms to various movements, making it an ergonomic choice that caters to diverse preferences. At the same time, its firmness ensures the textured patterns remain pronounced, providing stimulating feedback during use.
This soft silicone allows for natural bending and reshaping with minimal resistance, adapting intuitively to your needs. Despite its flexibility, it springs back to its original shape without distortion, ensuring longevity and consistent performance. The combination of supple pliability and structural resilience allows the Taipan to be both dependable and feel natural, delivering a satisfying experience with every use.
Color Customization
As far as I can tell SinSaint utilizes a single-pour service, which means each product comes in a single color. However, with a variety of thirty color options to choose from, you can be confident in receiving a stunning finished product.
External Customization
Some SinSaint toys feature a hole on the bottom, measuring approximately one inch across and three inches deep. This versatile element serves several functions, including harness compatibility for convenient hands-free enjoyment, integration of Vac-U-lock sex machines and other vibration devices for personalized stimulation, and attachment of a detachable suction cup for versatile, hands-free use.
Incorporating these three external features into their designs, SinSaint ensures that their products are practical and adaptable to a variety of preferences and playstyles.
On the Taipan this feature is available only on the large size. The chart to the right shows the availability of these features across different sizes, helping you pick the perfect fit for your needs.
The first of the external features offered by SinSaint is the detachable suction cup. This handy accessory lets you turn any compatible Vac-U-Lock toy or attachment into a hands-free pleasure device. The large suction cup plug has a sturdy four-inch base made of PVC. To use it, just slide the plug into the base of your chosen toy and press it against any smooth, flat surface to secure it. When you're done, simply pull up on the small tab to release the suction.
Our full mini review on this add-on can be found HERE
SinSaint offers this add-on for $29USD here Sinsaint.com/Vac-u-lock
The Second external feature offered by SinSaint is the Umania Bullet Vibrator, This Mini Vibe impressed me with its powerful vibrations and sleek design. Its compact size made it easy to target exactly the right spots with precision, and the smooth ABS material, combined with a rounded tip, allowed it to glide comfortably over the skin. With ten vibration modes to choose from, it offered a variety of experiences, from steady, intense pulses to rhythmic patterns that kept things interesting.
It's also USB rechargeable, with a 500mAh lithium-ion battery that gives about an hour of playtime after a two-hour charge. Its IPX5 waterproof rating means it can handle splashes and low-pressure streams, so you can use it in the shower or easily clean it.
Finally, It is a perfect fit for the hole designed to make SinSaint Toys Vac-U-Lock ready.
Our full review on this add-on can be found HERE
SinSaint offers this add-on for $15USD here Sinsaint.com/Bullet
Testing and Performance
product design 4/5
The Small Taipan is a beautifully crafted toy, embracing a highly realistic design inspired by the shape and texture of a snake. The soft firmness option for the silicone enhances its adaptability, allowing it to work seamlessly with the body rather than forcing its own path. This results in a comfortable and pleasurable experience, making it an excellent choice for those exploring new sensations.
For beginners, the Small size is a great entry point, providing an accessible introduction to textured toys without feeling overwhelming. However, for those who prefer a more substantial experience—myself included—I anticipate that the Medium size would better suit my personal preferences in the future.
easy to use 5/5
Thanks to its soft silicone construction, the Taipan is exceptionally accommodating, and its tapered head makes insertion easy and intuitive. However, due to its flexibility, those using it anally may find that it bends under resistance. To counter this, I recommend warming up with a more rigid toy first to ensure smoother insertion.
Once in place, the Taipan’s design allows for effortless movement, conforming naturally to the body’s contours while still maintaining enough structure to provide the intended sensations.
sensory quality 5/5
The Taipan’s scaled texture delivers a uniquely stimulating experience, with raised details that provide a gentle yet noticeable massage against the inner walls. Each ridge and groove adds layers of pleasure, creating a sensation that evolves as you move. The gradual taper enhances this experience, allowing the texture to become more pronounced the deeper you explore. Meanwhile, the defined head acts as an anchor, offering a satisfying "reverse pop" upon exit.
What truly sets this Taipan apart is its ultra-flexible soft silicone. This material doesn’t just conform to your body—it moves with you, creating a sensation that feels almost lifelike. Rather than a static toy that you manually control, the Taipan’s supple construction allows it to slither naturally, mimicking the fluid, instinctive movements of a real snake. This dynamic quality adds an extra level of immersion, making the experience feel more organic and responsive rather than purely mechanical.
easy to clean 4/5
With its detailed scale texture covering the entire length of the toy, the Taipan requires a bit more attention when cleaning. The intricate grooves around the mouth, nostrils, and eyes can trap lube and other residues, so extra care is needed.
For thorough sanitation, boiling the toy for 2-3 minutes is recommended—just be sure to keep it from touching the bottom of the pot. If you prefer handwashing, I highly recommend using a soft toothbrush to reach the finer details and ensure a deep clean.
pros
1. Beautifully detailed and realistic design
2. Soft, flexible silicone that moves naturally with the body
3. Scaled texture provides an intense yet enjoyable stimulation
4. Small size Ideal for beginners
5. Easy to clean with proper tools
cons
1. Can bend under resistance, especially during anal use
2. Deep grooves require extra effort when cleaning
Final Thoughts
After spending some time with the SinSaint Taipan, I have to say—it’s a pretty damn fun ride. The detailed scales create this really unique, textured sensation that keeps things interesting, and the soft silicone makes it feel like the toy is moving with you rather than just being something you control. It’s flexible but still holds its shape well, so you get a nice balance of comfort and pressure.
That said, the intricate details mean cleaning takes a little extra effort, but honestly, it's worth it for the experience. If you’re just starting out, the small size is a great choice, but if you like a bit more presence, moving up to medium or large might be worth considering. Overall, the Taipan brings something different to the table, and I can see it becoming a go-to for anyone who loves textured toys.
That all being said the SinSaint Taipan scored 18/20 giving it a rating of 9/10.
The folks over at SinSaint inc. were kind enough to give me this product for review. This however holds no influence on the results of my testing and review of their product.
You can pick one up for yourself starting at $85 USD here: SinSaint.com/taipan
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