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Verde lizard dildo Review
By: Lechery Review's The Knotty List December 7, 2025
It has always been one of my biggest dreams to one day have a dildo or an ass partial made after my own sona. Maybe even a muzzle stroker if the stars ever align. So when a studio actually takes an artist’s concept and turns it into something real that the rest of us can poke, prod, and… thoroughly evaluate, it hits me right in my hopeful furry heart.
Today’s review is all about Verde, a fantasy creation brought to life by ChonkyDinoToys in collaboration with @Pseudokym. This one steps straight off the art page and onto the review bench, and trust me, I was very ready for the hands-on experience.
Video review coming soon
a little about the company
ChonkyDinoToys is a small German silicone studio known for blending creativity, fantasy, and high-quality craftsmanship. Founded on Etsy in 2023, the brand quickly gained recognition for its playful designs and dedication to making imaginative toys that put customer satisfaction first.
Every model begins as a bold idea, then moves through careful prototyping and real-world tester feedback to ensure the final version meets their standards. Their commitment to quality shows in every detail, from the use of platinum-cure silicone to the durability and safety of their finished pieces.
With a philosophy centered on creating for pleasure and doing it with pride, ChonkyDinoToys has earned a place in the indie toy community as a studio that cares deeply about both its craft and the people who use it.
Delivery
Chonky Dino shipped everything in a plain brown box to keep things discreet. Inside, all four toys were individually vacuum-sealed and wrapped in packing paper. First out of the box is Knot. He is beautiful, large, and absolutely in charge. He is also very soft and feels like he is cast in 00 20 silicone. I love this design so much that I may need to grab his smaller counterpart just to complete the set.
Second out of the box is Final Boss. Bold, beautiful, and equipped with a spiked ring at the base. This one gives me heavy Bowzar energy and feels to be cast in 00 30 silicone. Next, we have Verde. Thin tip, thick body. This bad boy knows how to make an entrance. Also cast in what feels like 00 30 silicone. Lastly, we have Dino, four rows of dotted spines running down its length with a thin pointed tip. This one feels firmer than the other three, making those textures stand out in a very intentional way.
Editor’s Note: No matter where you’re shopping from, always give your toy a proper clean before putting it to use. You never know what release agents or manufacturing residue might be lingering, and a quick wash means peace of mind and safer play. Stay naughty, but stay safe!
Whats In The Box?
Note: these links will only work until the store closes January 1st, 2026
Measurements
ChonkyDino offers Verde in three sizes: small, medium, and big. For this review
I’m working with the medium, because that was the lucky treasure waiting for me in
their "happy little accidents" section when I hit checkout.
The medium stands at around six inches long with about five and a half inches
insertable. It starts with a narrow, pointed tip and a head that sits at roughly a
three-inch circumference. From there, it swells up to a thick six-inch
circumference at its widest point before slimming back down to
about four inches at the base.
The shaft curves slightly upward and comes with light vein detailing
on all sides, just enough to keep things visually interesting without
turning it into a road map. The base itself is flat, measuring roughly
three and three-quarter inches long by two and a quarter inches wide. Flip it over, and you’ll find the word HORNY stamped underneath. The whole base is designed to resemble a humanoid lizard vent.
Materials And Maintenance
ChonkyDino uses platinum-cured silicone across their whole lineup, including Verde, so you’re getting the real deal from the jump.
Since this toy is solid silicone, it is fully waterproof and happy to follow you from the bedroom to the bath without complaining. Platinum silicone also shrugs at temperature swings. You can chill it, warm it, or put it in he dishwasher. You can also boil it when it is time for a deep clean, as long as you remember to keep him off the bottom... of the pot, not you.
In terms of durability, platinum silicone really is the dependable workhorse. ChonkyDino toys will not get tacky over time, they will not degrade, and they definitely will not wilt into sad little jelly blobs if you forget about them in a drawer. If you collect toys the way some people collect enamel pins, you can store them long-term without them turning into a science experiment.
Cleaning is straightforward. Warm water and antibacterial soap are plenty for day-to-day care. If you want a full disinfecting session, a two to three-minute boil does the trick. Just make sure it is fully dry afterward, and stick with water-based lubricants. Silicone on silicone is still the fastest way to ruin a good toy.
ChonkyDino offers Verde in two firmness levels: 00-30, which is their standard, and 00-20, which is very soft. My Verde never disclosed the firmness, but judging by how much more plush the Knot is, I can confidently say this one is poured in 00-30. That is the firmness I will be focusing on in this review.
The silicone itself is smooth with a comfortable flex. It can bend in half with a bit of effort thanks to its bulkier midpoint, and it rebounds cleanly every time. It has just enough firmness to navigate tight spots without feeling rigid, while still offering the soft give that lets it mould nicely with the body.
color options
ChonkyDino has a surprisingly generous palette to play with, offering twenty-seven standard colors that cover just about every mood you could possibly want. They have everything from simple solids to bold neons, plus metallics and glow in the dark options for anyone who enjoys a little extra drama in their toy drawer. It is the kind of lineup where you can go subtle, chaotic, radioactive, or “I want my dildo to double as a nightlight,” depending on the day.
Verde itself can be customized with up to three colors, which gives you plenty of room to get creative. You can go full creature-core with earthy tones, lean into something bright and venomous, or mash together shades until you end up with your own personal lizard monstrosity. My review unit came from the happy little accidents section, so I did not get to build a custom palette, but the pour I received still shows off how nicely Verde carries color.
Testing and Performance
product design 4.5/5
The medium ChonkyDino Verde has a smooth, glossy finish that feels almost slippery before lube even enters the chat. In the hand it has that perfect balance of squish and structure that makes you want to keep poking it like a curious gremlin. The silicone has enough flex to be welcoming, but there is a clear firmness running through the shape.
The overall design is where Verde really shows its personality. The pointed head leads into a quick and dramatic girth jump that makes the toy ideal for anyone who enjoys a stretch without waiting five minutes for a slow, gradual buildup. The upward curve is subtle but purposeful, lining up beautifully with the natural body shape. It feels like a fantasy creature with manners, which is not something I can say often.
I also appreciate the long, flared base. Not only does it keep the toy securely planted, but the combination of length and wiggle-friendly silicone makes Verde surprisingly harness compatible. Handing it over to a partner adds a completely different dynamic to the toy.
easy to use 4/5
Thanks to the soft silicone and narrow entry point, Verde is incredibly easy to use for its size class. The tip guides itself in smoothly before the girth change really kicks in. The easiest method I found was placing the toy with the curve pointing away from my back. Doing this lets the toy follow your natural angle and slide into place with almost no resistance.
If you flip it and keep the curve facing you, it is still doable, but you end up wrestling the curve instead of letting it work with you. This can create a much more intense, leg-shaking stretch that is fun in its own right, but you definitely feel like you're in a minor power struggle with the toy. The sudden thickness might catch some people off guard, but for anyone used to larger plugs or toys that open quickly, it falls well within familiar territory.
Overall, Verde is straightforward to handle and surprisingly cooperative, even when you're not.
sensory quality 5/5
The narrow tip, combined with that soft-flex silicone, makes the initial entry smooth and ridiculously satisfying. Once you reach the thickest point, the stretch feels very similar to knot play but without the intense “pop” moment. Instead of an abrupt snap, Verde gives you a quick swell that fills you fast and then settles comfortably. It's a very “full but manageable” kind of stretch, which I personally find perfect for warm-ups and prep.
That smooth taper back down helps everything glide in and out with ease, letting you enjoy the sensation without feeling like you're battling a ridge or fighting the sculpt. I immediately mentally bookmarked this toy for my prep kit because it does a fantastic job of stretching without overloading you. I can easily see myself using this before attempting thicker toys like ChonkyDino’s Knot.
Used with a partner, Verde becomes a completely different creature. Losing control of the rhythm while that curve lines up perfectly with your anatomy is a special kind of chaos. The firmness of the thick point and the slim tip make it easy for a partner to take charge quickly, and the whole experience becomes pillow biting, eye rolling bliss.
easy to clean 4/5
Cleaning Verde is thankfully simple thanks to the pure platinum silicone. Warm water and mild soap get the job done, and a quick rinse leaves the surface squeaky clean again. A pat dry and it is ready for storage or round two if the mood swings back around.
There are only two spots that require a little extra attention. On my model, the H, R, and Y in the word horny are missing on the base, leaving a small gap that needs careful drying to prevent moisture from hiding inside. The little divot at the tip also benefits from an extra moment under running water and a finger pass to make sure nothing lingers. These are minor inconveniences rather than actual problems, but are worth noting. Overall, cleaning Verde is quick, predictable, and not at all tedious.
pros
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Smooth, glossy silicone
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Excellent balance of firmness and flex
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Harness compatible
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Easy entry
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Satisfying stretch
cons
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Girth change may feel abrupt for some users
Final Thoughts
Verde is one of those toys that looks simple at first glance, then quietly reveals layers of personality once you actually put it to work. The pointed tip eases you in, the sudden girth wakes you up, and the curve makes sure you feel every inch of the ride whether you are flying solo or letting someone else take the controls. It strikes a really nice balance between approachable and “oh hello, I was not expecting that,” which is a rare sweet spot for a fantasy design that leans so heavily into its creature-core roots.
What stood out most during testing is how adaptable this sculpt is. Verde can be a warm up tool, a stretch challenge, a partner toy, or that one piece you reach for when you want something with presence but not punishment. It has a dynamic personality without being finicky, and that alone puts it in a valuable slot in my rotation.
At the end of the day, Verde feels like the kind of fantasy toy that respects your body while still giving you a little chaos to bite your pillow over. It is not the biggest, wildest, or flashiest sculpt in my drawer, but it is absolutely one of the most versatile. And honestly, there is something very charming about a toy that knows exactly when to behave and exactly when to misbehave.
If ChonkyDino’s whole goal was to turn a piece of lizard art into a creature that actually plays well in the real world, they succeeded. Verde feels alive in all the right ways, and I am more than happy to make room for him in the collection.
That all being said, the Chonkydinotoys Verde scored 17.5/20, giving it a rating of 8/10. And I highly recommend it.
This product was purchased at the expense of Lechery Review, guaranteeing the results of our testing remain unbiased
You can pick up a Verde for yourself until January 1st, 2026, starting around €20 ($23USD) here: https://chonkydinotoys.com/shop/search/?keywords=verde. Be sure to grab one before he goes extinct.
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