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Final Boss dildo Review
By: Lechery Review's The Knotty List December 19, 2025
Alright gaymers, I have dove deep into the ChonkyDinoToys lineup, testing every beast I could get my greedy little paws on. And here we are. The last creature to be conquered. The final boss.
Going into this, I had a mental picture of what a chonky dino toy should feel like. Big, bold, and unapologetically extra. At a glance, this one immediately brought Bowzar energy to mind. Thick, imposing, and absolutely not here to be subtle.
It wears that video game boss presence proudly, leaning hard into thick proportions and a design that feels more kaiju than cuddly. With expectations set and curiosity firmly engaged, it was time to see if this toy was going to leave me requiring a mushroom.
Video review coming soon
a little about the company
ChonkyDinoToys is a small German silicone studio known for blending creativity, fantasy, and high-quality craftsmanship. Founded on Etsy in 2023, the brand quickly gained recognition for its playful designs and dedication to making imaginative toys that put customer satisfaction first.
Every model begins as a bold idea, then moves through careful prototyping and real-world tester feedback to ensure the final version meets their standards. Their commitment to quality shows in every detail, from the use of platinum-cure silicone to the durability and safety of their finished pieces.
With a philosophy centered on creating for pleasure and doing it with pride, ChonkyDinoToys has earned a place in the indie toy community as a studio that cares deeply about both its craft and the people who use it.
Delivery
Chonky Dino shipped everything in a plain brown box to keep things discreet. Inside, all four toys were individually vacuum-sealed and wrapped in packing paper. First out of the box is Knot. He is beautiful, large, and absolutely in charge. He is also very soft and feels like he is cast in 00 20 silicone. I love this design so much that I may need to grab his smaller counterpart just to complete the set.
Second out of the box is Final Boss. Bold, beautiful, and equipped with a spiked ring at the base. This one gives me heavy Bowzar energy and feels to be cast in 00 30 silicone. Next, we have Verde. Thin tip, thick body. This bad boy knows how to make an entrance. Also cast in what feels like 00 30 silicone. Lastly, we have Dino, four rows of dotted spines running down its length with a thin pointed tip. This one feels firmer than the other three, making those textures stand out in a very intentional way.
Editor’s Note: No matter where you’re shopping from, always give your toy a proper clean before putting it to use. You never know what release agents or manufacturing residue might be lingering, and a quick wash means peace of mind and safer play. Stay naughty, but stay safe!
Whats In The Box?
Note: these links will only work until the store closes January 1st, 2026
Measurements
As far as I can tell, ChonkyDinoToys offers the Final Boss in one size. He comes in
at about six inches total length, with roughly five inches that are actually insertable.
Things start off with a narrow, pointed tip measuring around two and a half inches
in circumference. From there, the shaft quickly swells to a beefy five and a half
inches at the main ridge, then bulks up a bit more just under the head and again
near the base, topping out at around six inches in circumference.
The shaft has a gentle upward curve and some light vein detailing on all sides. It is
enough to keep things visually interesting without turning the whole
thing into a topographical map. Eight piercings line the top side of the
corona, while four rows of three raised bumps wrap around the shaft.
Along the underside, a defined spine runs down the length with four
additional bumps for good measure. Capping it all off is a spiked
cockring at the base, fully committing to that video game final boss aesthetic.
The base itself is flat and measures roughly three inches long by two and a half inches wide, sculpted to resemble a pair of testicles. It provides solid stability and makes the toy harness compatible, though I would definitely recommend using a large ring setup.
Materials And Maintenance
ChonkyDino uses platinum-cured silicone across their whole lineup, including Final Boss, so you’re getting the real deal from the jump.
Since this toy is solid silicone, it is fully waterproof and happy to follow you from the bedroom to the bath without complaining. Platinum silicone also shrugs at temperature swings. You can chill it, warm it, or put it in he dishwasher. You can also boil it when it is time for a deep clean, as long as you remember to keep him off the bottom... of the pot, not you.
In terms of durability, platinum silicone really is the dependable workhorse. ChonkyDino toys will not get tacky over time, they will not degrade, and they definitely will not wilt into sad little jelly blobs if you forget about them in a drawer. If you collect toys the way some people collect enamel pins, you can store them long-term without them turning into a science experiment.
Cleaning is straightforward. Warm water and antibacterial soap are plenty for day-to-day care. If you want a full disinfecting session, a two to three-minute boil does the trick. Just make sure it is fully dry afterward, and stick with water-based lubricants. Silicone on silicone is still the fastest way to ruin a good toy.
ChonkyDinoToys offers the Final Boss in two firmness options: 00-30, which is their standard pour, and 00-20, which lands firmly in very soft territory. My Final Boss did not come labeled with a firmness, but based on hands-on comparison with my 00-30 Verde, this one lines up solidly with that same standard firmness. That is the version I will be talking about throughout this review.
The silicone itself is smooth to the touch with a comfortable, reassuring flex. Despite the bulkier build, it can bend in half with a bit of effort and springs right back without any lingering deformation. It strikes a nice balance where it feels supportive enough to guide into tighter spots without feeling stiff or unyielding, while still having enough give to settle and mould naturally with the body during use.
color options
ChonkyDino has a surprisingly generous palette to play with, offering twenty-seven standard colors that cover just about every mood you could possibly want. They have everything from simple solids to bold neons, plus metallics and glow in the dark options for anyone who enjoys a little extra drama in their toy drawer. It is the kind of lineup where you can go subtle, chaotic, radioactive, or “I want my dildo to double as a nightlight,” depending on the day.
Final Boss itself can be customized with up to three colors, which gives you plenty of room to get creative. You can go full creature-core with earthy tones, lean into something bright and venomous, or mash together shades until you end up with your own personal lizard monstrosity. My Final Boss came from the premade section, so I did not get to build a custom palette, though the solid hot pink does give this Bowzar-coded toy a little peach aesthetic.
Testing and Performance
product design 4/5
The Chonkydino Final Boss immediately gives off big Bowzar energy. Thick, top-heavy, and absolutely convinced it is in charge. The silicone feels smooth, slightly plush, and has a structure that makes you want to keep poking it like an impulsive little gremlin. There is give here, but it is backed up by real solidity. This is not a floppy monster.
The design is loud. The pointed head wastes no time before ramping straight into a serious girth jump, as with any good boss fight, this toy ramps up the intensity. The curve is subtle but smart, lining things up naturally instead of fighting you. The cockring at the base is mostly for looks, but with the bumps, veins, piercings, and general chaos happening along the shaft, it does not feel like anything is missing.
Length-wise, this is not a towering castle climb. Instead, it puts all its points into strength and bulk. Shorter than expected, thicker than you think, and very aware of it.
easy to use 3/5
The narrow tip does a lot of heavy lifting here. With proper warm-up, getting started is simple and manageable, especially with the medium-firmness silicone giving just enough flex to ease things along. That said, this is still a Bowzar-level encounter. You do not just walk in unprepared and expect mercy.
The base is where things get a little chaotic. It is noticeably smaller and lighter than the rest of the toy, which makes it feel like the anchor point is barely hanging on. During testing, it stayed put most of the time, but if the toy slipped out, it really slipped out. Just when I thought he would finish me, it's like he thought he saw a plumber and made a dramatic retreat... off the chair...onto the floor, followed by a sigh and a cleanup before round two. Leaving my Princess Peach looking for another tower in the meantime.
sensory quality 5/5
This toy is all about presence. The thickness makes itself known immediately and never lets you forget it is there. The stretch is deep and demanding in a way that feels comfortable so long as you take your time and come at it with a good strategy.
The bumps and piercings add little moments of extra intensity as things move, not sharp or pokey, just enough to keep your body paying attention. The curve helps it move naturally, and the silicone's flex lets it adapt instead of fighting you. It feels like being pushed open by something big and stubborn that knows it fits, and once it has fully stormed the castle, it delivers a full, unrelenting domination that leaves you begging for more.
easy to clean 4/5
Thankfully, cleanup is much less dramatic than the boss fight itself. The platinum silicone cleans up easily with warm water and mild soap, and most of the surface rinses clean without any fuss.
The only spots that need extra attention are the piercings around the head and the cockring at the base. A soft toothbrush handles those grooves without much effort. Overall, it is quick, predictable, and does not feel like punishment after the main event.
pros
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Thick, girthy, with a strong presence
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a good balance of squish and structure
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Narrow tip
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Easy to clean
cons
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The base is small and can be unstable
Final Thoughts
Final Boss feels exactly like what it promises. A Bowzar-coded menace that shows up loud, bulky, and fully convinced it owns the castle. It is not here for finesse or drawn-out platforming. This is a straight to the throne room encounter built around girth, pressure, and unapologetic presence. If you enjoy toys that feel commanding and don’t let you forget who is in charge, this one understands the assignment.
If I had to make any changes to the design, the only thing I would ask for is a suction cup on the base. A little extra stability would keep it planted instead of making dramatic Bowzar-style exits when things slip. As it stands, Final Boss is a bold, chunky, no-nonsense encounter that knows its role and plays it well. Just make sure you come prepared, because this fight does not scale down for beginners.
That all being said, the Chonkydinotoys Final Boss scored 16/20, giving it a rating of 7/10. And I highly recommend it.
This product was purchased at the expense of Lechery Review, guaranteeing the results of our testing remain unbiased
You can pick up a Final Boss for yourself until January 1st, 2026, starting around €30 ($35USD) here: https://chonkydinotoys.com/shop/search?keyword=final. Be sure to grab one before he goes extinct.
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