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By: Lechery Review's The Knotty List November 15, 2025
Back on October 12, 2025, Swisok slid into my inbox with a tempting offer: a chance to test out their Abysmal model, And really, how could I say no to something that looks like it crawled straight out of a horror movie and onto my review desk? It had all the right vibes for spooky season, moody, monstrous, and just the right kind of wrong.
Unfortunately, the postal gods had other plans, and by the time it arrived, the pumpkins had already started to rot. Still, who says eldritch fun has to end when Halloween does? Let’s dive into the depths and see what kind of trouble this creature stirs up.
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a little about the company
Founded in December 2015, Swisok has grown into a well-respected name in the fantasy toy scene, known for its distinctive nautical themes and bold, original designs. Inspired by the golden age of piracy and 18th-century adventure, their toys are infused with a spirit of freedom, exploration, and just the right amount of mischief. From maritime monsters to imaginative anatomy, Swisok toys bring a sense of storytelling and personality to the bedroom.
The brand has made a name for itself with vibrant colors, striking silhouettes, and a clear attention to detail that appeals to both new users and seasoned collectors. Whether you’re into tentacles, unusual textures, or fantasy-forward features, Swisok blends high-concept design with practical usability in a way that feels both playful and indulgent.
Each toy is made in-house from body-safe silicone and offered in a wide range of customizable options: firmness, color, size, and even cum tubes for certain models. Swisok’s commitment to independent development shows in the creativity of their lineup and the quality of the finished product. They don’t follow trends; they sail their own course.
Their motto, “Live Yourself!”, speaks to the brand’s deeper message: embracing your desires, expressing your identity, and exploring pleasure on your own terms. Swisok isn’t just making toys; they’re crafting tools for self-discovery, fantasy, and fun.
Delivery
The Abysmal dildo from Swisok showed up in a plain brown box wrapped in green plastic; nothing flashy, which honestly gets a gold star from me for discretion. No suspicious branding, no awkward glances from the mail carrier.
Inside, the first thing that caught my eye was a Swisok-branded storage bag. It definitely looks the part, though the material feels closer to wax paper than a breathable fabric pouch. Not the best for keeping silicone happy long-term, but it does make for a neat collectible. Swisok also tossed in a handful of extras: stickers, a contact card, and a keychain of Jareth the raptor. I have a soft spot for companies that pack in little surprises; it makes the whole unboxing feel like you’ve stumbled across buried treasure.
And then, at the bottom of the box, sealed neatly in a resealable plastic bag with a sleek black backing, was the star of the show, the Abysmal itself. A fantasy beast just waiting to be explored. The presentation may be simple, but it sets the stage perfectly for what’s clearly going to be one wild ride.
Editor’s Note: No matter where you’re shopping from, always give your toy a proper clean before putting it to use. You never know what release agents or manufacturing residue might be lingering, and a quick wash means peace of mind and safer play. Stay naughty, but stay safe!
Whats In The Box?
1X Plastic Jareth Keychain
2X Swisok Stickers
1X Swisok Contact Card
Measurements
Swisok offers the Abysmal in two sizes: medium and
large. For this review, I went with the medium; it’s a nice
sweet spot for testing, not too intimidating but still enough
monster to keep things interesting.
The medium clocks in at about six inches total, with five
inches of that being insertable. It starts off shy with a
narrow tip around two inches in circumference, then
swells gradually to four inches just below the head before
tapering to three and a half, and finally puffing up again
to a thick, satisfying five and a half at the base. Think of it
like a wave that can’t decide whether it wants to caress
you or crash into you; either way, you’re getting wet.
Texture-wise, the Abysmal is a whole ecosystem. The underside is lined with ventral scales that run from tip to base, and along each side are twelve shallow diagonal grooves that look and feel like rippling muscle. Each side also sports a raised lip about four millimeters tall, creating a flat top lined with scutes (large flat scale plates) that run the full length of its spine. Up at the head, things get wild: three small horns per side, two more on top, a jagged mouth, and eyes that give it that perfect smug smile.
The base flares out into two testicles textured with that same muscle detail, divided by a five-millimeter scrotal seam. Together they measure about two and a half inches across, giving the toy a solid anchor.
Materials And Maintenance
Swisok uses platinum silicone for all their toys, which is basically the holy grail of toy materials. We’re not talking cheapo food-grade silicone or mystery mixes here. This stuff is the real deal, non-toxic, phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, and gentle on sensitive bits. It's also non-porous, which makes it way easier to clean and much safer in the long run. No risk of bacteria hiding out where it shouldn't. Swisok also proudly displays their SGS and CPST safety certifications on their website, here which is a nice little touch if you, like me, enjoy knowing the stuff you’re putting in your body actually passes real-world safety checks.
Because Swisok toys are made entirely from silicone, it’s completely waterproof. That means you’ve got options. Whether you’re looking for a quiet night in bed or a chaotic underwater encounter in the tub, this toy is game. Platinum silicone is also temperature-play friendly, holding up under heat and cold with a range from -4°C to 200°C. Boiling it? Totally safe. Dishwasher? Go for it. Just keep it off the bottom of the pot if you’re going the stovetop route unless you want a warped knot and a sad day.
Durability-wise, platinum silicone holds up like a champ. Swisok’s toys don’t break down, don’t get sticky over time, and don’t discolor the way lower-grade toys sometimes do. You can throw a lot at this thing and it'll still look fresh from the mold. That kind of longevity means you're not just buying a toy, you're adopting a long-term play partner. And if you’re like me and love having a growing collection, it’s nice knowing your older pieces won’t go weird on you in storage.
Cleaning is as easy as it gets. A bit of antibacterial soap and warm water with a soft toothbrush will do the trick for everyday maintenance. If you want to be extra, a quick boil for two to three minutes will fully disinfect it. Just remember to pat your toy dry and stick to water-based lubricants only; silicone lubes and silicone toys are not friends.
Swisok gives you three firmness choices for the Abyssal: soft, medium, and hard. I went with medium for this review since it’s usually the perfect middle ground; enough give to stay comfy, enough resistance to remind you who’s in charge. Everything I mention from here on out is based on that deliciously balanced medium firmness.
In the hands, Swisok’s medium silicone feels downright dreamy. It’s got that plush, bouncy feel that squishes just right without turning into a floppy mess. You can bend it in half without any drama, and it springs right back like a good little monster that knows its job. It’s soft and forgiving where it counts, but still has enough backbone to hit the right spots without collapsing under pressure.
What really impresses me is how consistent the silicone feels from head to base. No weird hard patches, no sudden soft spots, it’s smooth sailing all the way through. The detailing holds up beautifully, too; every ridge, scale, and groove stays pronounced, even mid-thrust. That balance of flexibility and firmness lets the toy move with your body instead of against it, giving you a ride that feels natural, responsive, and just the right amount of wicked.
color options
Swisok’s custom pour options are the kind of fun that makes my inner gremlin do a happy wiggle. You can pick up to two colors from a sprawling palette of fifty-six and decide exactly how they’ll blend together. Dreamy fade? Swirly marble? A bold, clean split? Have at it. The possibilities are basically endless, whether you’re chasing chaotic rainbow energy or fine-tuned aesthetic perfection.
If picking feels like too much pressure, Swisok’s got you covered with signature pours that already look fantastic. For the Abysmal, those are Frost Wave, Shadow Abyss, Tide Flame, and Blood Mist. Swisok also has seasonal and promotional signature pours.
Options like Midnight Howl, Crimson Bite, Ember Glow, Lust Stripe, Crystal Frost, Iced Peach Tea, and even a glow-in-the-dark version of that last one are all on the menu. At the time we tested, they had just dropped a few new shades too: The Witch, The Pumpkin, and The Ghost.
For the Abysal, we went with Blood Mist. The shimmering Rose color accented by silvery white, gives the toy a muscle and sinew aesthetic that just fits the Halloween vibe I originally intended to give this review.
Suction Cup
The medium Abysmal comes with a two-inch by three-inch suction cup base that is very clearly meant for hands-free chaos. Naturally, I had to bully it a little. I stuck it onto a ten-pound box using a Solo Saddle I grabbed the box by the toy alone, and started shaking it like a gremlin who just found a bag of catnip.
The result? Well...Abysmal. The Abysmal launched itself off the plate on the very first shake, every single time. Not exactly a gravity-defying powerhouse. To be fair, though, ten pounds of force yanking downward on a small suction cup is the kind of test that would make most toys tap out instantly.
But here’s where things get interesting. When it came to pure lifting strength, the Abysmal behaved like a gym bro in mating season. It picked that ten-pound box straight off the ground without even thinking about peeling up. No slipping, no whining, just a clean, confident lift. That’s a very good sign for real-world use.
Because I’m a stubborn little gremlin in the name of "toy science", I repeated the tests several times. Same setup, same surface, same shake rage. The results never changed. Shake pressure made it pop off immediately, but lift strength stayed strong every single round. That consistency tells me this isn’t a defect. It’s physics being physics.
My best guess? The medium silicone has a springy bounce to it, and when you jostle it hard enough, that little recoil helps break the seal. The suction itself isn’t the problem. It’s the toy flexing just enough during shaking to undo its own hard work.
So, in short, no, it won’t survive the “shake it like a feral animal at 3 a.m.” test. But for normal play on a smooth surface, the Abysmal’s suction cup holds steady and does exactly what it needs to do.
Testing and Performance
product design 4/5
The medium Swisok Abysmal is a whole creature in toy form. The tip starts slim and polite, just gentle enough to lure you in before the sculpt decides to show its true feral personality. The head has this soft little carve that nudges you forward, and from there the toy turns into a full theme park of scales, ridges, muscle lines, and tiny horns.
The wavy girth along the first half of the shaft keeps things playful. It refuses to settle into a pattern, and it loves throwing surprise swells your way. Every shift in size feels like the toy is teasing you to keep going.
Then you reach the back half. The final swell is a knot that is noticeably beefier than everything leading up to it. That last push becomes a very intentional, very rewarding moment. Once you are warmed up, it stretches just right and settles in with this deep, satisfying fullness.
The whole appearance leans into dragon aesthetic, but the length, curve, and overall movement gave me huge dragon tongue vibes. It looks wild, and it plays wild, but the shape is surprisingly well thought out for real use.
easy to use 4/5
My Abysmal is made with Swisok's medium-firmness silicone, which gives it plenty of flexibility and a good amount of forgiveness. Using it anally does require a bit of control, though. If you let this toy do whatever it wants, it will absolutely wander like a slippery little troublemaker with zero sense of direction. Guided entry is not optional with this one.
Once the tip actually finds its target, everything eases up. The silicone glides smoothly, and the toy bends along with your body instead of resisting you. The flexibility makes the wavy sections much more comfortable and helps you work your way up to the knot at your own pace.
During movement, the toy keeps up beautifully. It flexes, adjusts, and follows along without any poking or awkward angles. It ends up feeling more like a playful partner than a stiff object, and once you get past its need for a guided start, the whole ride becomes surprisingly natural.
sensory quality 5/5
The Abysmal is absolutely loaded with texture. Scales, grooves, ridges, muscle details, all competing for attention. Once inserted, though, the soft and squishy nature of medium silicone smooths a lot of those fine details out. Most of the tiny textures fade in favor of the big shapes doing the work.
Externally is where the toy really gets to show off. The moment it touches your skin, all that surface detail comes alive. The flexibility gives it an animated, almost creature-like personality. Dragging and twisting along sensitive areas when it misses its mark feels playful, teasing, and a little mischievous.
Inside, the magic comes from the silhouette rather than the texture. The narrow tip makes entry easy once aligned. The wavy segments keep your body from settling and add a nice rolling sensation. The knot stretches you comfortably thanks to the silicone’s give, and instead of feeling like a blunt wall, it moves and flexes with you. It feels dynamic rather than brutal, like a creature adjusting itself to keep you hooked.
Overall, the sensation leans more towards sensual and responsive. It is less about sharp texture and more about movement, shape, and that playful flex that makes it feel strangely alive.
easy to clean 4/5
Since the Abysmal is pure silicone, cleaning it is mostly straightforward. Warm water and mild soap handle almost everything. The only challenge is the deep grooves and scale clusters, which love to trap leftover lube like a dragon hoarding shiny things. A soft-bristle toothbrush reserved for toy duty works perfectly for getting into the crevices without damaging the silicone. After that, rinse, dry, and it is good to go for storage or another round.
pros
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Soft Silicone
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Easy To Clean
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Beginner Friendly
cons
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Extra care when cleaning
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requires a firm guided entry
Final Thoughts
The Abysmal ended up being one of those toys that surprised me more in use than in looks, and that is saying something for a creature that appears to have crawled out of some forbidden trench. On paper it reads like a chaos gremlin's heartthrob, all horns and scales and smug little eyes, but in practice, it behaves far more thoughtfully than its monster aesthetic suggests.
It strikes that rare balance between intimidating and approachable, which is a hard line for fantasy toys to walk without tripping over their own theatrics.
What really won me over is how Swisok’s medium silicone brings the entire design to life. The toy has this playful, flexible personality that keeps the experience dynamic without turning it into a wrestling match. Once you guide it where it needs to go, it moves with you in a way that feels natural and weirdly creature-like. It manages to be both dramatic and gentle, which makes the whole experience feel like the fun kind of mischief rather than a struggle for dominance against a rubber dragon.
The sculpt itself feels intentional at every stage. The early waves keep things curious, the midsection refuses to settle into a predictable rhythm, and the final swell is a rewarding moment that feels earned instead of punishing. Even if the finer textures fade internally, the overall silhouette shines in use. Outside the body, the details get to show off a little more, and the whole toy feels playful in a way that made me smile more than once during testing. It is very good at pretending it has a personality, and I am not mad about that.
If I had to nitpick anything, the suction cup is loyal in some situations and an absolute flight risk in others. Shake it like a gremlin, and it will depart the scene instantly. But give it a flat surface and treat it like a civilized creature, and it holds steady. Cleaning also takes a little extra attention thanks to all those grooves and scale clusters, but that is the tradeoff for any sculpt with a lot of detail.
In the end, the Abysmal is the kind of toy that sticks with you not because it tries to shock, but because it commits to its own creature fantasy and then actually plays well. It has quirks, it has charm, it has that little streak of chaos that makes fantasy toys fun. It delivers an experience that feels playful and intentional in equal measure, and honestly, that is exactly what I hoped for when a dragon showed up on my doorstep.
That all being said, the Swisok Abysmal scored 17/20, giving it a rating of 9/10. And I highly recommend this product for beginners and experienced users alike.
The folks over at Swisok were kind enough to give us this product for review. This, however, holds no influence on the results of our testing and review of their product.
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