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High Noon Dildo Review
By: Lechery Review's The Knotty List November 23, 2025
Back on October 20th, 2025, Fantasy Grove decided to unleash chaos on Bluesky, X, and Discord with a triple-platform giveaway, and like any self-respecting silicone gremlin, I happily tossed my name into the pile. To my surprise, I ended up as the Discord winner and scored a small High Noon. For anyone not familiar, High Noon is an anthro equine model designed by the very talented Deviant Gardens.
So let’s take a closer look at what Fantasy Grove and Deviant Gardens cooked up and see what kind of mischief this unexpected visitor brings to the table.
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a little about the company
Fantasy Grove is one of those small, delightfully nerdy US-based creators that popped up on Etsy before deciding they needed their own enchanted forest to play in. They moved to their own site in late 2022 and have been crafting platinum silicone creatures ever since.
The shop is run by Tiberius and Alex, a duo who juggle everything from sculpting to site management to wrangling their social media presence. Their whole vibe leans into whimsical fantasy and character-driven lore, which makes their lineup feel less like a catalog and more like a bestiary of silicone oddities. If you have ever wanted a toy that looks like it could either pleasure you or cast a spell on you, you are very much in the right neighborhood.
Everything they make is hand-poured and hand-finished. They offer both ready-to-ship creations and made-to-order options with sizes and firmness levels that let you tailor the chaos to your liking. Colorization tends to be vibrant and experimental, creating masterpieces that feel unique and collectable.
Fantasy Grove is small, scrappy, and clearly in it for the art as much as the function. And honestly, in a world full of mass-produced sameness, it is refreshing to see a shop that still feels like a passion project brought to life through silicone, creativity, and maybe just a pinch of wizard energy.
Delivery
The High Noon showed up in a plain brown box, ensuring discretion.
Once I cracked it open, everything inside was neatly arranged. Right on top was the Fantasy Grove T-shirt that came with the prize. Under that was the real treasure, the High Noon itself, tucked securely in its packaging and looking ready for inspection.
Alongside it were the usual supporting cast members: a care and contact card for maintenance and questions, a Fantasy Grove sticker for decorating my promo wall, and a cute thank-you card of several of their characters trick-or-treating.
The whole unboxing felt organized, thoughtful, and very on brand for a small shop that clearly enjoys the work that they do.
Editor’s Note: No matter where you’re shopping from, always give your toy a proper clean before putting it to use. You never know what release agents or manufacturing residue might be lingering, and a quick wash means peace of mind and safer play. Stay naughty, but stay safe!
Whats In The Box?
1X Contact Card
1X Fantasy Grove sticker
1X Thank You Card
Measurements
Fantasy Grove offers the High Noon in six sizes: XS, small, medium, large, XL,
and XXL. For this review, I’m focusing on the Small size, since that’s the one that
landed on my desk.
The Small comes in at about six inches overall, with roughly five and a half inches
of that being insertable. The tip starts off generously thick with a circumference of
five inches, then tapers down to four inches just below the head, staying
on the straight and narrow before hitting a five-inch medial ring. It
finishes with a flat base measuring about two inches across, which
makes it ideal for harness setups.
The shaft itself is smooth to the touch, with a subtle, rounded,
triangular shape that adds visual and tactile interest, while the
head flares just enough to give it a distinctive silhouette. Overall, it feels sturdy, well-balanced, and thoughtfully
sculpted.
Materials And Maintenance
Fantasy Grove uses platinum-cured silicone for all their toys, which is fully tested and certified as skin safe. Their colorization comes from cosmetic-grade mica and silicone pigments, and they make a point to source all mica ethically. Every piece feels like a little hand-crafted art object, safe enough to enjoy without a second thought.
Because these toys are made entirely from silicone, they are completely waterproof. That opens up all kinds of possibilities. Whether you’re planning a quiet night in bed or a chaotic tub session, these toys are game. Platinum silicone also handles temperature play like a champ, safely tolerating anything from freezing cold at -73°C to blazing hot at 200°C. Boiling it for a quick clean? Fine. Dishwasher safe? Absolutely.
In terms of durability, platinum silicone is unbeatable. Fantasy Grove’s toys do not break down, turn sticky over time, or discolor the way lower-grade silicone sometimes does. They hold up through repeated use, cleaning, and general chaos. For collectors, that means older pieces won’t go weird in storage, and your toy isn’t just a purchase—it’s a long-term play partner that keeps its charm.
Cleaning is straightforward. A bit of warm water and antibacterial soap will handle most situations. If you want to go hardcore, a two- to three-minute boil fully disinfects the toy (just make sure it doesn't touch the bottom of the pot). Always pat dry afterwards, and stick to water-based lubricants only; silicone lubes and silicone toys do not mix.
While High Noon is not on the Made-to-order list. Fantasy Grove offers a range of firmness options: Firm/10A, Medium/00-50, Soft/00-30, Super Soft/00-20, and a few Near Clear variants. Split firmness is also available, meaning the base and shaft can have different levels of rigidity. So be sure to keep an eye on their drops. My High Noon is poured in 00-30 soft silicone, and that’s what I’ll be focusing on here.
The soft silicone is wonderfully forgiving. It flexes and bends, can even be balled up in your hand, yet it springs back into shape instantly. It’s firm enough to stand on its own but soft enough to move with you, adapting beautifully to the body while maintaining a sense of shape and structure. Handling it is like holding a squishy little cloud that still has a backbone—playful, responsive, and surprisingly resilient.
color options
Fantasy Grove offers forty-three color options, ranging from solid shades to shimmery, eye-catching finishes. The High Noon itself is not a made-to-order model, so for this toy, you’ll be picking from their extensive collection of premade pours rather than customizing your own.
For those exploring their made-to-order options, Fantasy Grove lets you get creative with different pour styles. Choices include single color, split, marble, fade, or a marble fade, and you can even add dips or highlights for a little extra flair. Their premade toys are just as playful, often combining multiple techniques into one unique pour.
My High Noon came in their All Hallows Eve pour, complete with tiny confetti bats. It’s the kind of colorization that makes you pause and admire the detail, while still feeling fun and festive. If you’re curious about how these effects are achieved, Fantasy Grove even shares videos of their technique on TikTok. You can find this pour here: https://www.tiktok.com/@fantasy.grove/video/7559535137738738958
Testing and Performance
product design 5/5
The small Fantasy Grove High Noon may be compact, but it still brings its own personality to the table. The thick, flared head is the star of the show, doing that whole intense first impression thing before the shaft quickly slims down and becomes almost deceptively gentle. Then, just when you think you have it figured out, it bulks up again right before the base to keep things spicy.
The head is meant to be the challenge point, creating that deep inner pressure. Once you get past that wide entry, the slim shaft gives you an easy slide with a very noticeable pop at both ends of the trip. The rounded medial ring acts like a final little reward checkpoint before you reach the base.
The whole thing is poured in smooth, soft silicone that makes the sculpt feel very approachable straight out of the package. The flat base is fully strapon compatible, so whether you are flying solo or bringing a partner in as your designated cowboy, it fits into pretty much any setup without fuss.
easy to use 4/5
The High Noon behaves beautifully once it is in, but getting it started can take a bit of negotiation. Because the silicone is so soft, the toy tends to fold or bend away from entry if you are not already warmed up. The broad head and slim shaft combo means you are basically starting wide and ending narrow, which can feel a little counterintuitive on the first try.
Guided entry is absolutely required. The soft silicone plus the large head means you cannot just line up and hope for the best. But once you get that flare past the threshold, it sits nicely and becomes much easier to maneuver. That initial pop locks you in comfortably, and the anchor effect works well for both thrusting and rolling motions.
It is not a beginner nightmare by any means, but it is definitely a toy that prefers a little patience and a little prep before it shines. Think of it as a nice horse that still needs you to hold the reins properly.
sensory quality 4/5
The silicone itself is the kind that feels like a warm handshake. Soft, smooth, and forgiving without losing shape or intention. There is no texture worked into the sculpt, so all the sensation comes from shape alone, which keeps things clean and focused.
The head is the major event. It stretches you wide at the start, giving you that very satisfying moment of accomplishment once you get around it. From there, the slim shaft is basically a glide zone where you can settle in and feel that steady, easy movement. When you hit the bottom, the medial ring registers more like a speed bump than a ridge, but it still delivers a cute little nudge of pressure.
Rolling on the toy gives one of the most fun sensations this shape offers. The ring gives a tiny wave of movement as it exits and reenters, and the head shifts and explores in a way that makes each angle feel slightly different. It is a simple toy, but it knows how to make those two main features work overtime. Size-wise, the small is no longer or thicker than a standard dildo, making the small High Noon very beginner-friendly.
easy to clean 5/5
Since the High Noon is pure silicone, cleaning it is straightforward. Warm water and mild soap handle everything. After that, rinse, dry, and it is good to go for storage or another round.
pros
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Soft Silicone
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Easy To Clean
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Beginner Friendly
cons
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Requires guided entry
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Soft silicone can fold during insertion
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Broad head may be difficult to insert when you are not warmed up
Final Thoughts
The small High Noon ended up being one of those toys that quietly earns its spot without needing to be flashy about it. It is simple, well-shaped, and surprisingly charming once you actually get it moving. The sculpt leans on its silhouette rather than relying on textures, which gives the whole experience a very controlled, body-led feel. The head brings the drama, the shaft keeps things smooth, and the medial ring pops in at the end like a final wink.
The soft silicone does ask for a bit of patience during entry, but once you are past the flare, the toy settles into an easy rhythm and feels far more cooperative than its first impression suggests. It is the kind of design that rewards technique over brute force, which honestly fits the equine theme a little too well.
What impressed me most was how beginner-friendly the small size actually is. The dimensions stay comfortably within standard territory, so even with the wide head, the overall experience never feels overwhelming. It has enough personality to keep you entertained without tipping over into chaos, which makes it a great little confidence builder for anyone testing the waters of fantasy shapes.
In the end, the High Noon is a solid, straightforward, good-natured piece of silicone mischief. It does what it was designed to do, it feels good doing it, and it fits neatly into a collection without demanding special treatment. Not every toy needs to reinvent the wheel. Sometimes it just needs to be steady, reliable, and a little bit cheeky, and that is exactly what this one brings to the table.
That all being said, the Fantasy Grove High Noon scored 18/20, giving it a rating of 9/10. And I highly recommend this product for beginners looking to get into deeper stretching routines.
This product was a prize won by Lechery Review, and under no obligation to be reviewed, ensuring honest and unbiased feedback.
You can pick up a High Noon for yourself starting around $72CAD ($50USD) here: https://fantasygrove.com/collections/high-noon
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