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By: Lechery Review August 27, 2025
Automatic Lube Launcher
Let’s be real for a second: lube applicators and cum tube toys are some of the most underrated gems in the sex toy world. They turn a fun session into an immersive experience, and for some of us, they’re the missing ingredient that makes fantasy play feel complete. A syringe or bulb pump can get the job done, sure, but they also bring you right back down to earth the second you have to stop what you’re doing and fumble with plastic. Nothing kills a scene faster than having to pause halfway through your villain monologue just to reload your “equipment.”
This is where devices like automatic lube launchers step in. They’re designed to keep the fantasy alive, whether you’re into a sudden flood of lube, a timed squirt, or the grand finale of a cum-tube toy doing exactly what it looks like it should do. They take the grunt work out of the equation and add back that “wow, did that just happen?” energy that manual pumps can’t deliver.
So, for today’s review, we will be looking at the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher.
A little about the company
Founded in 2012, Hismith has earned its reputation as a pioneer in high-tech adult pleasure products, setting new standards for innovation and quality. Renowned for their cutting-edge sex machines, Hismith has captivated users worldwide with designs that combine powerful performance, durability, and quiet operation. Their commitment to inclusivity ensures that every product caters to a wide spectrum of desires, making them a brand trusted by individuals of all genders and orientations. Whether you’re a novice or an experienced user, Hismith's dedication to empowering exploration ensures every experience is elevated.
In 2021, Hismith expanded its horizons with the launch of Wildolo, a brand crafted to explore the untamed corners of adult pleasure. Based in Shenzhen, China, Wildolo emerged as a direct response to customer feedback, transforming requests for unique, imaginative designs into a line of fantasy-inspired, app-controlled toys. These creations, ranging from refined and elegant to monstrous and otherworldly, offer something for every mood and desire. From custom vibration patterns to partner-controlled features, Wildolo and Hismith seamlessly blend technology with intimacy, solidifying their place as leaders in the ever-evolving world of pleasure.
Delivery
The launcher arrived in a discreet, no-nonsense Amazon shipping box. No one’s postman is going to suspect you just ordered the Cream Dream Machine. Inside that plain brown box was where the fun began.
The actual Hismith box was sleek, purple, and minimalist; logo only, no screaming “hey, this is a machine that will absolutely drench you.” Inside the main packaging, I found a few treasures: a soft Hismith-branded storage bag featuring a pink cat mascot (adorable, if unintentionally ironic given the context), a 10-inch squirting dildo that will be getting its own review. a separate box with a USB-C charging cable, the launcher itself, the mounting clamp, a lube applicator, and a user manual. The whole unboxing gave me the vibe of opening a high-end gadget with a very naughty secret purpose.
Whats In The Box?
USA Links
1X Hismith 10.2" Realistic Squirting Dildo
1X USB-C Charge Cable
1X Mounting Clamp
1X Lube Applicator Syringe
1X User Manual
CANADA Links
assembly
Attaching the launcher is refreshingly straightforward if you’re already familiar with thrusting machines. The unit is designed to slide neatly onto a 25mm support rod, which covers most Hismith, Sinloli, Auxfun, and Wildolo setups.
Step one: remove the protective cap from the front leg of your machine.
Step two: slide the mounting bracket onto the leg and tighten it until it feels snug.
Step three: make sure the slide rail is facing the correct way (you don’t want to accidentally spray your curtains unless that’s your kink).
Finally, slot the launcher onto the rail, connect the tubing of whatever toy you’re pairing it with, and you’re ready to rain down liquid blessings at will.
Honestly, if you can put IKEA furniture together, you can do this in your sleep.
Measurements
The launcher itself measures about 9.8 inches long, 4 inches tall, and 1.5 inches wide, which makes it compact enough to handle easily while still looking like it means business. The internal tank holds around 70 ml, or about 2.4 ounces of liquid. That’s plenty for most play sessions, and for reference, I was able to squeeze about 48 clean “shots” reliably out of a full tank using water as a test fluid.
That capacity makes it versatile: it’s enough to cover multiple scenes without constant refills, but not so much that it feels bulky or awkward to mount.
Squirt Power
Now, let’s talk squirt power. The launcher’s performance is directly tied to how thick your lube is. Using water, I managed to get a surprising amount of range; enough that I may or may not have considered turning it into a kinky Super Soaker. With thinner water-based lubes, you’ll get longer, more dramatic sprays. Thicker lubes, on the other hand, tend to give you shorter, heavier streams that feel more like a splash than a spray.
This isn’t a flaw so much as simple physics: viscosity rules everything. It’s fun to experiment with different consistencies just to see how it changes the mood.
Controls
There are two main ways to control the launcher, and they each serve different moods.
On the device itself, you’ve got a single button. Hold it down for three seconds to power on, and then you’re ready to go. One click gives you a single squirt. Multiple rapid clicks? Well, that’s your own private bukkake machine. It’s simple, satisfying, and doesn’t require fiddling around with screens mid-session, but it will require you or a play partner to manually set it off.
The app, though, is where things get a little fancier. Pairing over Bluetooth, you can not only trigger sprays on demand but also set countdown timers or custom bursts. It’s an oddly powerful feeling to hit a button on your phone and know exactly what’s coming next. Even better, the app lets you control multiple Hismith devices at once, which is perfect if you’re running a multi-machine setup.
Hismith App:
If you’re a fan of tech, the Hismith App takes the experience up a notch. It offers advanced features and customization options that let you fine-tune your session even further. For a full review of the app and everything it can do, check out the link here.
filling the tank and cleaning
The tank holds about 70 ml, which is a sweet spot: enough to keep you dripping and squirting through a long session without turning the whole thing into a bulky water gun. To fill it, just unscrew the cap and use the included applicator to add your lube of choice. It feels a bit like you’re fueling up a kinky gadget for takeoff, which, honestly, is half the fun.
This launcher really shines with thinner, water-based lubes. The thinner the fluid, the further it flies, and the more dramatic your sprays look. Thicker formulas still work, but they trade range for a heavier, splashier shot. If you’re craving distance, a tiny splash of distilled water can loosen things up without messing with the lube’s integrity. Silicone or oil-based lubes are a hard no. Not only do they chew up seals, but most cum-tube toys are made of silicone, and nothing kills a mood faster than realizing you just ruined your favorite dildo.
Once filled, it’s smart to prime the system with a couple of test bursts into the sink or onto a towel. This clears out the air bubbles so you don’t get sputtery half-squirts mid-scene. Using plain water, I was able to squeeze out around 48 single shots on a full tank, which is plenty of ammo for most fantasies.
Now for the unsexy but absolutely necessary bit: cleaning. If you play around with sticky lubes or anything flavored, rinse immediately. Sugars and thickeners love to cling inside tubing like they’re paying rent, and if you leave them, they’ll gum up your next session. The cleanup process is simple. Refill the tank with plain water, shake it gently, and fire it until empty. If the spray still looks a little cloudy or slick, repeat until it runs clear. It’s basically like giving your launcher a quick shower after it’s made a mess of things; which, honestly, feels fitting.
Charging
Powering this thing up is blissfully simple. The Hismith launcher runs on a 1200 mAh lithium-ion battery and comes with its own USB-C charging cable. And yes, I cheered a little when I saw it wasn’t micro-USB. My drawer of sex toy chargers looks like a spaghetti nightmare already, so I’ll take every USB-C win I can get. You can plug it into any 5 V USB brick, power bank, laptop, or wall-mounted block, depending on what’s closest to your bed or dungeon.
I’d recommend giving it a full charge before your first session. That way you get the proper feel for how strong the spray can be, without the battery limping along halfway through play. From empty to full, mine took about two hours. Once topped up, I easily got multiple sessions out of it before I even thought about plugging it back in, though how long it lasts depends on how generous you are with your squirts.
For storage, treat it like a cat: it doesn’t need constant babysitting, just occasional attention. Keep it around half charged if you’re putting it away for a while, and give it a little top-up every couple of months to keep the battery healthy. Lithium cells like consistency but hate extremes.
One last tip that’s less about charging and more about self-preservation. Keep your cables out of the toy bin unless you enjoy peeling mystery lube off your charging ports later. And skip the fancy fast-charging bricks that push weird voltages. A simple 5 V charger keeps everything steady, safe, and ready for action.
Testing and Performance
product design 4/5
The launcher nails the balance between sleek gadget and unapologetically kinky accessory. A lot of squirting attachments look like they belong in a medical lab, and nothing throws me out of the mood faster than feeling like I’m prepping for an exam instead of a scene. Thankfully, this one avoids that vibe completely. It looks polished, feels sturdy in the hand. The little grips on the nozzle are clever too, keeping the tubing connected even when things get, shall we say, vigorous.
I really appreciate that it doesn’t demand a machine to be useful. If you’ve got a thrusting setup, perfect, but if you’re like me and sometimes want to keep things simple, it works just fine as a standalone squirter. That flexibility matters, especially since not everyone has the space or budget for a machine. The side window is another nice touch, letting you spot-check the tank without unscrewing anything. It’s small quality-of-life details like that which make me feel like Hismith actually thought about how this would be used in real-world scenarios instead of just on paper.
If I had one gripe, it’s that there’s no real control over the flow beyond how often you press the button. Don’t get me wrong, the shots are fun, but sometimes you want a gentle drizzle and other times you want to be absolutely baptized. A switch or dial for intensity and duration would elevate this from “smart toy” to “evil genius.” Maybe that’s one for the next generation.
easy to use 4/5
Setup is blissfully straightforward. You connect the mount to the leg of your machine, fill the tank, slide the launcher onto the bracket, slide on the tube, and you’re good to go. Even using it handheld, there’s nothing fiddly about the experience. The physical button is a blessing in the heat of the moment. No swiping through menus, no squinting at blinking LEDs, just a single tap for a single squirt. It doesn’t get more intuitive than that, and I can appreciate any toy that doesn’t force me to think too hard when I’m already distracted.
The app is where things get spicy. Being able to set timers or multiple triggers means you can turn this into a real edging companion. There’s something devilishly hot about lying there, waiting, knowing that a partner on the other side of the room (or even the other side of the planet) can surprise you with a squirt at any second. Pairing is smooth, and the app handles multiple devices at once like a champ, I had three synced up at once in the past, and they behaved without complaint. The only reason this doesn’t get a full 5 is that the control itself is more “on/off tap” than fine-tuned flow. If you want to choreograph your cum rain, a syringe still gives you that conductor’s baton.
easy to clean/ Maintenance 4/5
Cleaning toys is never the glamorous part, but thankfully, the launcher makes it painless. All you really need to do is run water through the system until it comes out clean, and for thinner lubes, that’s all it takes. Fill the tank with warm water, fire it off until empty, and you’re basically done. Quick, easy, and mess-free.
Where you do need to slow down a little is with thicker lubes or anything flavored or sticky. Those tend to cling inside the tubing, and if you don’t give it a proper flush, you’ll discover the horror of crusty residue the next time you pull it out. A second rinse cycle usually clears that up, and if you’re thorough, the launcher stays fresh.
It isn’t a high-maintenance diva, but it does expect you to treat it with a bit of respect. A transparent tank would’ve made this step even easier, since you could confirm at a glance when everything’s running clear, but it’s still straightforward enough that I didn’t mind repeating the process a couple of times when needed.
noise level 5/5
This thing is quiet. The sound it makes is a soft whir, the kind of noise you’d expect from a discreet little electric stapler, not a toy that’s about to plaster you with lube. I honestly had to stop the first time and double-check that it had fired because it was so much softer than the thrusting of the HS-29, which had more of a piston whine. In comparison, the launcher is practically whispering sweet nothings.
That quiet makes it perfect for anyone living in close quarters. Roommates, paper-thin walls, nosy neighbors; no one is going to overhear this and start asking awkward questions. At worst, firing multiple shots, people may think you are using an old-timey typewriter. Personally, I like the subtle whir because it becomes this little moment of anticipation, almost like the toy is purring at me as the squirt hits. It’s discreet, playful, and perfectly scene-friendly.
shot size 2/5
This is where the launcher takes on a personality of its own. With a syringe, I’ve always had full control, either easing in with a slow, steady push or going all out with one big, heavy gush. The launcher’s 2.4-ounce tank gives you plenty to work with, but since it splits that into 48 shots of about 1.5 ml each, you’re getting more of a rhythmic series of spurts than a single overwhelming flood.
Inside, that rhythm feels very different. Instead of one deep push of lube, the launcher gives you wave after wave of little bursts. It’s not about stuffing you full all at once; it’s about that steady internal build-up, each spurt adding to the slickness, almost like your body is being primed in stages. If you’re into edging, slow build, or the sensation of being gradually filled, the launcher shines.
That said, if what you crave is that one big, indulgent “flooded” moment, the launcher won’t quite scratch that itch on its own. The sweet spot, honestly, is using them together, let the launcher handle the teasing rhythm throughout play, and then, when you’re ready for the grand finale, swap over to a syringe for that satisfying all-at-once release. Think of the launcher as the warm-up and the syringe as the knockout punch. This especially works great when your play partner has control.
pros
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Discreet packaging and subtle branding
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Works as both a standalone and a machine-mounted device
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App control allows for timers and multiple-device syncing
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Compact, sleek, and sturdy design
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Noise level is impressively low
cons
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No option to control flow intensity or shot duration
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Smaller shot size than manual methods if you want one big, soaking flood
Final Thoughts
The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher isn’t just a toy, it’s an experience. It takes something that’s usually fiddly and utilitarian, like refilling a syringe mid-scene, and replaces it with a gadget that keeps you immersed in the fantasy. The sleek design and whisper-quiet motor make it feel more like a kinky accessory than a piece of lab equipment, and the app control adds a wicked layer of unpredictability that manual methods can’t touch.
That said, it’s not without quirks. The shot size is playful and rhythmic rather than overwhelming, which works brilliantly for edging and teasing but doesn’t quite deliver that one-and-done soaking that syringes excel at. Cleanup is straightforward, charging is painless, and honestly, I loved how much thought clearly went into making this feel intuitive to use both with and without a machine. My only real wish is for more control over flow intensity, because sometimes you want a light drizzle and sometimes you want a full-on storm.
All in all, it’s a clever, well-made device that knows what it wants to be: a teasing, immersive lube launcher that keeps the scene flowing smoothly. It may not replace syringes completely, but as part of a messy play toolbox, it shines.
That all being said, the Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher scored 20/25, giving it a rating of 7.5/10, and I highly recommend it
The folks over at Hismith were kind enough to give me this product for review. This, however, holds no influence on the results of my testing and review of their product.
You can pick up this exact kit for yourself on Amazon $140 USD here: https://amzn.to/3UHwKzY Or
$140 CAD here: https://amzn.to/45Wnmh5
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