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By: Lechery Review's The Knotty List March 17 2026
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Neotori and RubberFurs are two accounts I’ve had my eye on for a while now, quietly sitting in the “one day” corner of my brain. Then November 17th, 2025 rolled around, RubberFurs dropped a 20% off code for Neotori, and any sense of self-control I had immediately left the building. I launched myself at the checkout button.
After years of testing fantasy toys; dragons, demons, werewolves, oh my. Feline designs somehow managed to slip through the cracks. Which, honestly, feels like a personal oversight at this point. So with Finn the Punk sitting there in all its pierced-up, rebellious glory, it felt like the perfect excuse to finally fix that gap in my collection.
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a little about the company
Neotori started as a long-hailed idea that lived in a little notebook for nearly a decade before becoming reality in 2018. Basically, a group of very creative, very kink-positive folks sat on this dream for years before finally deciding, “Okay, it’s time. Let’s do this for real.”Their whole philosophy centers on one very important thing: nobody should be judged for what turns them on. Kinks, fantasies, curiosities, all of it is valid. But they are also very firm on the idea that exploring those fantasies should not involve sketchy materials, weird smells, or anything that makes your body go “hey, bestie, what are you doing?”
Everything they make is handcrafted in their small workshop in Germany, which means real people, real molds, real attention to detail. No faceless factory vibes here. They source their materials entirely within Germany and the EU, working with certified suppliers whose silicones are the same kind used in medical products. We are talking 100 percent body-safe, platinum-cured silicone, not mystery jelly from the depths of the internet.
They also put effort into being environmentally conscious, sourcing locally when possible, and using recyclable materials to reduce waste. It is very much a “we want to make cool fantasy toys without trashing the planet” kind of energy, which I can respect.
Overall, Neotori comes across as a small, passionate studio that cares about creativity, safety, and craftsmanship in equal measure. They are kink-positive, quality-focused, and very open about wanting people to feel safe and confident while exploring what makes them feel good. Which, honestly, is exactly the kind of mindset I like to see behind the toys I’m testing.
Delivery
The Neotori Finn The Punk arrived in a plain brown shipping box, which immediately earns points for discretion. Inside, everything was packed neatly and with clear intention. There was a thank-you card and a contact card tucked into the invoice. It is a small detail, but it does make the whole experience feel more personal instead of just “order, ship, done.”
Wrapped in packing paper was a Neotori storage bag, which is something I am always happy to see included. Having a proper place to store a toy makes long-term care easier, and it shows they actually think about how people use and maintain their products. Not to mention, in my research, I found nine variations of this style of bag on their site, making me want to collect them all.
Inside the bag is where the personality really comes through. There was a small bag of gummy candy, which was a fun little surprise and honestly just made me laugh. Then there was a tiny silicone carrot mini, perfect for my promo shelf. And finally, Finn himself was sealed in a protective plastic bag. ensuring everything was separated properly and packed with care.
Editor's Note: No matter where you order your toys from, it's always a good idea to clean them before use. This ensures that any release agents or other potentially harmful materials are removed. Remember, a clean toy means healthy, safe fun!
Whats In The Box?
1X Medium Neotori Finn The Punk
1X Neotori Cotton Storage Bag
1X Bag of Gummies
1X Carrot Mini
1X Thank You Card
1X Contact Card
Measurements
Finn the Punk comes in five sizes: Beginner, Small, Medium, Large, and XL.
I picked up the Medium, because I know my German-made toys can get
pretty big, and my foxhole is tiny, so this is the size we will be looking at
today.
The Medium measures about eight and a half inches in length, with roughly
seven and a half inches of that being insertable. It has a gradual taper that
starts at about four inches in circumference at the pointed tip and builds up
to around seven inches around at the base.
The texture leans hard into the “punk” theme. Running along the underside
of the shaft is a frenum ladder style piercing made up of five barbells spaced
down toward the base. Around the corona there are two rows of small barbs
framing the head, which gives the top a bit of extra attitude right from the
start.
From there the bottom portion of the shaft is covered in barb textures. In total there are sixteen barbs spread
symmetrically across the bottom half of the shaft, with a mix of slightly different sizes. It gives the sculpt that
pierced up, rebellious look that fits the character's aesthetic.
The base measures about five inches by four inches and includes a three inch wide suction cup on the
underside. This broad base ensures it sits securely.
Materials And Maintenance
Neotori uses body-safe, medical-grade platinum-cured silicone for all of their toys, so right out of the gate you are dealing with the good stuff: no mystery materials, no questionable rubbery blends, just proper platinum silicone.
All of the pigments used in their toys are certified skin safe and specifically made to work with silicone.
Neotori also sources all of their raw materials from within the EU. That means they are working under some pretty strict manufacturing and safety standards, which is generally what you want when the end product is something that is going to be spending quality time with your body.
Neotori toys are fully waterproof. If bath time is your thing, they are perfectly happy to come along for the ride. Platinum silicone also handles temperature play well, so warming it up or giving it a quick chill is fair game if that is part of your routine.
Platinum silicone does not get sticky with age, it does not break down like softer rubber materials, and it does not turn into a sad, gooey science project if it sits in a drawer for a while. Treat it reasonably well, and it will last for years.
Cleaning is simple. Warm water and antibacterial soap work perfectly for regular care. When it is time for a deeper clean, a quick boil for a couple of minutes will disinfect it just fine. Just make sure to keep it off the bottom.... of the pot, darlings, not you.
Stick with water-based lubricants, because silicone on silicone is a big no-no.
Neotori offers Finn the Punk in two firmness options: Shore A00, which is their standard pour, and Firm at Shore A08. For this review, I went with the standard A00 firmness since I wanted to see what the average user experience is like. So everything I’m describing here refers to that softer option.
The silicone feels luxuriously soft and has a smooth matte finish. It has plenty of give when you squeeze it, but there is still enough structure for the toy to hold its shape.
Flexibility is pretty standard. You can fold the shaft nearly in half without much effort, and it springs right back once you let go. The barbells, barbs, and surface details all bend and compress easily when pressure is applied, then return to their original shape without any fuss.
Overall, the standard firmness lands in that comfortable middle ground. It is soft enough to feel plush and forgiving when handled, but it still has enough backbone to keep its shape and texture present throughout use.
Color Options
Neotori offers a fairly large color palette across their lineup, with 56 pigments total. That breaks down into 15 regular colors, 20 metallic colors, 16 UV reactive colors, and 5 glow in the dark options, which gives buyers a lot of room to customize their pours.
According to Neotori’s material information, the regular colors are designed to work particularly well for marbling, producing sharper transitions between colors. They also note that Yellow, Orange, and Navy Blue are slightly translucent, which can allow underlying colors to show through when marbled.
The metallic pigments add reflective shimmer to the silicone. Neotori specifically notes that Gold Glitter, Silver Glitter, and Starry Blue contain larger pigment particles, while their pearl shades are slightly translucent and can show layered colors during marbled pours.
The UV colors are described as daylight fluorescent pigments. In normal lighting, they appear very bright, and under UV or blacklight, they glow strongly. Four of these pigments are labeled as Reactive, meaning they also include a metallic effect.
Finally, there are five glow-in-the-dark pigments, which charge under light and emit a glow in darkness. Neotori states that these pigments are formaldehyde-free.
When ordering, buyers can either choose a “Surprise Me” option for €15 or build a custom color scheme.
The custom system allows for two options. A full body color option lets you choose a solid color, a two-color marble, or a three-color marble for an additional €5.
The split color option allows the shaft and base to be colored separately, each with a solid or two-color marble option for €5 per section.
Any of the 56 pigments can be used in these configurations, though metallic, UV, and glow pigments add €5 per color choice.
As with the rest of Neotori’s materials, the pigments they use are certified skin safe and compatible with silicone, and the raw materials are sourced within the EU.
Suction Cup
Neotori offers an optional suction cup upgrade for €5. The cup itself is about three inches across, so the intent is pretty obvious. Stick it down, let physics do the work, and keep your hands free for… other priorities.
Of course, on my end, that meant it was time for some highly questionable experimentation.
My usual method for testing suction cups is simple: mount the toy to a Solo Saddle, set the whole thing on top of a ten-pound box, and then start shaking it like I’m trying to wake it up from a nap it did not consent to.
The seal usually gave up around the third shake. Before anyone panics, remember what is actually happening here. That setup means the suction cup is trying to hold ten pounds of dead weight while being aggressively rattled around. That is not normal use. That is me being a menace.
Most suction cups would surrender immediately under that kind of treatment. During the vertical lift, the result was very different. The seal held the full weight without peeling or slowly losing grip. No creeping edges, no sliding, just a solid hold.
Because I enjoy repeating bad ideas in the name of consistency, I ran the test a few more times. Same setup. Same shaking. Same outcome. Violent shaking breaks the seal. Straight lift does not.
So no, it will not survive being whipped around like a possessed object.
But on a clean, smooth surface during actual use, it stays planted and behaves exactly the way a suction cup should.
Testing and Performance
product design 5/5
Finn’s design walks a fun line between rebellious aesthetics and practical usability. The punk theme is obvious the moment you look at it. Barbells, barbs, attitude everywhere. It looks like someone took a perfectly nice toy and let a tattoo artist and a piercer go wild in the final draft. Luckily, the sculpt is not just visual chaos. The shape underneath all that attitude is actually very well thought out.
The gradual taper, while nothing new in this indestry is very much appreciated. Starting narrower at the tip and slowly building toward that thicker base means the toy introduces itself politely before things get more serious. Instead of jumping straight into a thick stretch like a lot of toys I've seen lately, it lets the body warm up along the way. For a toy that ends up hitting seven inches around at the base, that taper makes a big difference.
The texture placement also deserves credit. The ladder of barbells along the underside and the rows of barbs around the head are positioned where they can actually be felt instead of just existing for decoration. Some fantasy toys go hard on visual detail but forget that bodies produce pressure and silicone compresses. This one clearly thought that part through.
The wide base rounds everything out nicely. It gives the experience a satisfying sense of fullness once you reach the end of the ride. Pair that with the suction cup option, and the design feels like it was built with both aesthetics and practicality in mind.
easy to use 4/5
Finn is surprisingly cooperative once play actually begins. The A00 silicone compresses easily, which helps the body adjust without feeling like it is negotiating with a brick. Though I do suggest warming up beforehand, as the silicone is still soft and will bend under resistance, making entry a little trickier without prior stretching.
The taper deserves its time in the spotlight here as well. Because the size builds gradually, the toy does not feel like it is trying to prove a point. It allows you to adjust and take your time as needed, providing a satisfying and pleasurable build-up to the final stretch.
That said, the Medium size is not what I would hand to someone who is just starting out with textured toys. The base girth is still substantial, and the textures add complexity to the ride. Someone with a little experience will likely find it very manageable, but brand new explorers would probably want to start with the smaller sizes first.
sensory quality 5/5
This was the section where Finn surprised me the most. Softer silicones usually mean textures become more subtle during use. Plush materials tend to compress enough that smaller sculpted details fade into the background once pressure is applied. That is just the nature of softer pours.
Finn manages to dodge that problem. Even though the silicone has a lot of give, the barbells and barbs still play an active role in the overall sensation. They remain present enough to add variation and strategic points of pressure as the toy shifts.
The thicker base also contributes to the experience once things reach that point. After the gradual climb of the taper, that wider section creates a strong sense of fullness leaves you feral and wanting more.
More than once, I caught myself losing track of my reviewer brain entirely. Instead of analyzing every detail, I ended up getting pulled into the moment and realizing afterward that I had stopped mentally taking notes somewhere along the way. For testing purposes, that is mildly inconvenient. For enjoyment purposes, it is excellent.
easy to clean 4/5
For day to day cleaning, Finn is pretty cooperative. Warm water and antibacterial soap handle the majority of the surface without much effort.
Where you will want to slow down a little is around the textured areas. The rows of barbs near the head and the raised details along the body have small corners that can hold onto residue if you rush the job.
This is where a soft toothbrush becomes your best friend. A quick, gentle scrub along the grooves gets into all those tiny spaces without damaging the silicone. It only adds a minute or two to the process, but it keeps everything properly clean.
Once rinsed and dried, he is ready for the next adventure.
pros
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Soft silicone
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Easy insertion
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Gradual taper
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Textures remain noticeable
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Strong sense of fullness
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Suction cup holds reliably
cons
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Textured areas require a little extra care during cleaning
Final Thoughts
Finn the Punk ended up being one of those toys where the personality of the sculpt actually carries through into the experience. The punk theme is loud, the feline inspiration is obvious, and none of it feels like decoration that got slapped on after the fact.
The Medium size is not beginner territory, but also not some absurd monster meant to terrorize your toy drawer. And coming from a German company… color me impressed. After reviewing my fair share of German-made toys, I can say my idea of “medium” has been thoroughly challenged over the years. And yet Neotori manages to make even thicker toys feel approachable.
If you had asked me six years ago whether I believed I could take a seven-inch circumference, I probably would have been mortified. Back then my comfort zone hovered around the five to six inch mark. These days I am sitting closer to eight inches if you include some knots, with goals to go higher if my foxhole ever decides to keep up.
When it comes to Finn, if you already have a little experience with textured toys, it feels adventurous without turning into a full blown challenge run. The softer silicone helps keep that balance intact. Everything has enough give to stay comfortable while still letting the textures do their job. It ends up feeling playful rather than aggressive, despite the thickness, which fits the overall vibe of the sculpt surprisingly well.
At the end of the day, Finn is a toy with a clear identity. Punk attitude, feline inspired textures, and a design that knows how to push limits while still making the ride enjoyable.
That all being said, the Neotori Finn The Punk scored 18/20, giving it a rating of 9/10. And I highly recommend it.
This product was purchased at the expense of Lechery Review, guaranteeing the results of our testing remain unbiased
You can pick up a Finn The Punk for yourself starting around € 44 ($55 USD) here: https://neotori.com/product/finn-the-punk/
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